School Jokes
A: Hey, what do you love about school?
B: Almost nothing. Except for the people in the school like my friends!
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Teacher: What does the “Y” do in …x…?
B: Oh. Y (why) questions x you = suck :)
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A: Did you studied for today’s History test?
B: Duh like yeah! Studying is HISTORY :)
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B: Is that a new teacher?
A: I dunno. I never wanna look at teachers. Their face could give me a heart attack, dude.
B: Why?
A: ‘Coz they’re even scarier than Davy Jones.
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Teacher: Ok. What did you all learn today?
A: How annoying you can be when you open your mouth and start speaking.
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B: I’m so gonna get an A!!
A: Duh?!
B: I GOT AN A +…!!!
A: OH YEAH I GOT… F!!
B: Why the heck are you cheering for F?!
A: Duh?! F means Fery Good!!
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A: Lunch time!
B: Oh wait I have to finish my ass (assignment) first and then I’ll —-
A: Why do you have to finish writing your ASS?! I thought you have to take off your pants first?
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Teacher: Your grades could kill you!
A: No, YOU will kill me first then my grades will bury me.
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Teacher: Do you know what’s the first old name of USA?
A: Ehhh… Yo no hablo Inglés!! (I don’t speak English).
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A: Can I borrow that thing?
B: You mean BOOKS?
A: Yeah, that.
B: You can borrow it from the Library.
A: Oh wait wait! OUR SCHOOL HAS A LIBRARY??
B: Yeahh… -,-
A: Wait… What’s a library?
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Teacher: And… START!
A: What are we supposed to do again?
Teacher: It involves Frogs!
A: Ew, I hate frogs!
B: Good. ‘Coz we have to cut this frog’s… Whatever, to see what’s in it.
A: SAVE THE FROGS!! SAVE THE FROGS!!
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B: What do you think about the new school mascot? Better than the old one, right?
A: I think all mascots are jerks.
—Y
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